"people who should be phased out:" a tribute to Carlin

• people who accessorize their children, especially their babies
• people who put their children on leashes/harnesses/etc
• women who wear printed pajama pants in public. how hard is it to throw on a pair of jeans?
• people who are talking on their phones during checkout, yet are impatient and rude to the cashier
• people who buy hybrid suvs
• people who drive mini vans and other large vehicles, yet have "support our troops" magnets on their vehicles
• anyone who has 2 plus children and drags them along on trips to the grocery store
• people who put their ultra sound pictures up as their profile picture on facebook